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jenyyskolah
Joined: 2008-04-23
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ada apa dengan kuda ..
"Pada suatu hari yg tenang.. seorg suami sedang relaxs sambil duduk membaca suratkhabar..... tiba2 dtg si isteri membawa tudung periuk.... PANG!!.... diketuknya atas kepala si suami..... si suami yg terpinga2..... bertanya.....
"Aper hal ngan awak nih.... kenapa awak ketuk kepala saya?? ....si isteri pun menjawap.... "nah! awak tengok nih.... sambil menunjukkan secebis kertas yg tertulis nama.... 'Mary'.... si isteri tentulah menyangka si suami mempunyai kekasih lain yg bernama Mary.... dgn tenang si suami menjawab.... ooo.... itu nama kuda yg saya bertaruh semalam.....namanya Mary..... si isteri pun agak puas hati ngan penjelasan suaminya.. terus menyambung kerja di dapur.....
Selang seminggu berlaku ketika si suami sedang rehat2 membaca suratkhabar seperti selalu.... PANG!!!.... kali ini dengan lebih kuat lagi!.... si suami pun bertanya.... aper hal plak awak ketuk kepala saya kali nih??? ... dengan selamba... si isteri menjawap.... "kuda awak telefon!!".....
P/s: Lain kali nak tipu bini tu cariklah alasan yang lebih selamat
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Posted on 2009-02-17 14:00:23 |
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1069
Joined: 2007-12-19
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nk try yg jins punya nos r 3589 tu... nos puaka kut.. draw lepas dh buka 3859 rini mgkin 3589 lak
Posted on 2009-02-18 14:21:50
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jinskolah
Joined: 2008-01-29
Posts: 4475
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kutuk aku lak dak jenny nih...nak kene sontot nih!
nah kuda!3589  muahahaha
Posted on 2009-02-18 01:10:29
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1069
Joined: 2007-12-19
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lubang idung pun idung r janji mashyuuk kihkihkih
Posted on 2009-02-17 16:26:02
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jenyyskolah
Joined: 2008-04-23
Posts: 1424
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nos dr lobang idung adalh..tp idung dh trsombat ...
Nos pn takut sombat gak..nos dr lubang pistol ada x? Tmbak2lh cikit tuan.
Mesin kuda ada lebih x?
Posted on 2009-02-17 15:26:56
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adamtrd
Joined: 2008-04-21
Posts: 1759
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ntah laaaa sape yg nak kena sumbat tu nnt... tgh dok pikir nak sumbat kat lobang mana... hak3
Posted on 2009-02-17 15:08:41
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adamtrd
Joined: 2008-04-21
Posts: 1759
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erkkkkk nos dari lobang jenny pe plak ekk? lalalalalalaaaaaa
Posted on 2009-02-17 15:07:04
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jenyyskolah
Joined: 2008-04-23
Posts: 1424
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tuan adam sape yg nk kena sumbat tu
Posted on 2009-02-17 15:06:05
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jenyyskolah
Joined: 2008-04-23
Posts: 1424
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169x=5,8,2  boleh tgk xdigalakkan ikut sbb nos no dr lubang jamban umah jinskolah
Posted on 2009-02-17 15:00:51
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1069
Joined: 2007-12-19
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169=3d, 1d lagi apa da....
Posted on 2009-02-17 14:50:28
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eerahill
Joined: 2008-12-28
Posts: 456
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tuan adamnk ajar ckit bdak ni tuan dia blun knal kite sapa subat dlm kem tau lh dia langit tnggi ke rendah
Posted on 2009-02-17 14:48:14
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jenyyskolah
Joined: 2008-04-23
Posts: 1424
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main kuda2? ayo dosa
yelahh 1069 nos jinskolah yg paling berapi nos yg kuar dr jubuw diesyy jgn bg taw die, mampos jenyy ti
nos puaka memanmng dr kubur die tp nos berdanu dr jubuw die lah
3d 169 lg satu amik dr jubuw jinskolah
Posted on 2009-02-17 14:47:09
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1069
Joined: 2007-12-19
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apaaaaaa.... x betul tu rasanya, kalu ikut situ biasanya ke mgkuk bukan kaut (pitih)
Posted on 2009-02-17 14:36:59
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adamtrd
Joined: 2008-04-21
Posts: 1759
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jenny... jom main kuda-kuda... keh3
Posted on 2009-02-17 14:36:08
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jenyyskolah
Joined: 2008-04-23
Posts: 1424
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ada nos dr jubur die gak
Posted on 2009-02-17 14:33:03
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1069
Joined: 2007-12-19
Posts: 4462
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ye.. jins skolahannya nos puaka keluar dari lubang kubor huhu..
Posted on 2009-02-17 14:26:59
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eerahill
Joined: 2008-12-28
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tpang taye bro ade napak adik aku tak eerahil dia tu lpa nk blik umah klau ade msuk from ambat2 je dia ,kut kurap merayat berjakit nti,trma ksaih bro
Posted on 2009-02-17 14:26:57
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jenyyskolah
Joined: 2008-04-23
Posts: 1424
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adik beradik buluh betung
sama skolah je tp jinskolah lg tinggi skolahannya..
bajau88..ayo dosa
Posted on 2009-02-17 14:22:59
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bajau88
Joined: 2009-01-22
Posts: 1828
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X TIPU BINI TP TIPU SPARE
Posted on 2009-02-17 14:16:08
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1069
Joined: 2007-12-19
Posts: 4462
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jenny ni adik beradik jinskolah ker kih kih kih+9x lagi
Posted on 2009-02-17 14:15:52
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jenyyskolah
Joined: 2008-04-23
Posts: 1424
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nape lak cedey penah kna cam 2 ekh
jgn nipu bini bang xbaik arr
ayo dosa ayo dosa
Posted on 2009-02-17 14:10:44
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1069
Joined: 2007-12-19
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nk kasi gumbira.. suruh jenny kasi 4d full esok ten2 gumbira punya
Posted on 2009-02-17 14:06:52
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bajau88
Joined: 2009-01-22
Posts: 1828
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 SEDIH CITE TU
Posted on 2009-02-17 14:04:09
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1069
Joined: 2007-12-19
Posts: 4462
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x lawak pun hehe
Posted on 2009-02-17 14:02:54
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