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angcingburn

Joined: 2009-07-24
Posts: 14
this is the real acidburn.............................pigmenh1n1...

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Posted on 2009-07-24 21:20:49



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tiongnam

Joined: 2009-06-14
Posts: 654
Ada tiga orang pemuda sedang menghadiri temuduga. Si penemuduga pula merupakan lelaki Inggeris yang langsung tak faham Bahasa Melayu. Oleh itu, khidmat penterjermah terpaksa diperlukan. Masuk lah lelaki pertama.

L.Inggeris: What's ur name?
Abu: My name is Abu Bakar bin Ali.
L.Inggeris: What is ur father occupation?
Abu: My father is a wood cutter.

Lelaki Inggeris itu memandang si penterjermah. Penterjermah cepat2 menjawab.

Penterjermah: It's mean that his father is a carpenter.
L.Inggeris: Ok, U may go now

Maka keluarlah lelaki pertama tu dan masuklah lelaki kedua.

L.Inggeris: What's ur name?
Ismail: My name is Ismail bin Ishak.
L.Inggeris: What's is ur father occupation?
Ismail: He is a meat cutter.

Penterjermah: His father is a butcher.
L.Inggeris: I see. U can go now.

Lelaki kedua keluar kemudian lelaki ketiga pulak masuk.

L.Inggeris:Tell me what is your name?
Karim: My name is Ahmad Karim bin Ahmad Kassim.
L.Inggeris: What's is your father occupation?
Karim: My father is a..... 'pppp' cutter. ( Teragak-agak nak jawab)

Lelaki Inggeris dan penterjermah berpandangan sesama sendiri. Tak faham agaknya.

L.Inggeris: What did u say?
Karim: I said my father is a 'pppp" cutter. (Dlm hati, kenapa lah bapak aku pilih pekerjaan yang susah nak disebut)
Penterjermah: Awak cakap lah dalam bahasa Melayu.
Karim: Bapak saya Tok Mudim
L.Inggeris: What is it mean?
Penterjermahshockh. His father is a..... 'pppp' cutter.

Lelaki Inggeris tu pula dah mula nak bengang.

L.Inggeris: I know the word 'cutter', but I don't understand what's 'pppp' mean?!!...

Penterjermah itu menunjukkan objek yang dipotong dan sekaligus menyebabkan lelaki Inggeris ketakutan dan bangun melarikan diri.

Posted on 2009-07-25 00:07:47

bas99

Joined: 2009-06-27
Posts: 183
laughing laughing JANGAN PECAYA INI ORANG laughing laughing
INI MISAI KONTOT NIlaughing laughing

Posted on 2009-07-24 22:00:26

tiongnam

Joined: 2009-06-14
Posts: 654

Posted on 2009-07-24 21:52:01

tiongnam

Joined: 2009-06-14
Posts: 654
Sudah=sudah lah tu bro..... buat bertenang. Esok masih ada. Kita bit sama=sama. This forum wrong place to fight(world war)
free no war..

Posted on 2009-07-24 21:50:32

paskal

Joined: 2007-11-16
Posts: 3080
aiyoo...what happen bro...new world war III begin or what??laughing laughing laughing

Posted on 2009-07-24 21:23:51


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