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abb

Joined: 2005-07-21
Posts: 1552
sketsa sebuah cinta...

NAMAKU
...............
Seorang murid yang baru berpindah sekolah ditanya oleh guru
kelasnya..

Guru : "Kamu ni murid baru kan ?"

LIM90 : " Ya.. cikgu"

Guru : "Nama kamu siapa?"

LIM90 : "LIM"

Guru : "Nama panjang kamu?"

Murid : " LIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM....cikgu"


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Posted on 2005-10-20 13:42:40



Author Comments
smigolll

Joined: 2005-10-12
Posts: 1640
lim dok asah gigi.... abb tolong lim asah gigi dia sat

Posted on 2005-10-20 15:45:21

totochan

Joined: 2005-02-23
Posts: 1542
aku kuar jer kau orang kutuk aku yer.. si lim90 ni nak kena gigit2 dengan aku dia terasa sedap baru dia

Posted on 2005-10-20 15:31:05

smigolll

Joined: 2005-10-12
Posts: 1640
wooooooooooitttttt, hg dah kenyang ka lim???

Posted on 2005-10-20 15:27:14

lim90

Joined: 2005-08-30
Posts: 2307
ngeri la aku dengar abb..apo lai yg akau boleh buek?


dah tak payah la abb..simpan jadi pekasam nanti bini aku marah..nyaye je ekaw abb kono koja dongan cangkolblushing

Posted on 2005-10-20 15:15:24

abb

Joined: 2005-07-21
Posts: 1552
aku telanjang dopan ko limm ,kalo ko boleh cai

no yg akan kuar saturday ni...hahaha.!laughing

Posted on 2005-10-20 15:11:47

abb

Joined: 2005-07-21
Posts: 1552
apo pulak hampeh..

itu namonya rezki bulan poso..


p/s: aku malulah nak bawak ko limm...nanti boss ko sound
aku...eerrr..lagipun ko tak posa..laughing

Posted on 2005-10-20 15:09:58

lim90

Joined: 2005-08-30
Posts: 2307
ok le abb aku nak nengok jap nak cai apo nombo yg kuar

Posted on 2005-10-20 15:09:03

lim90

Joined: 2005-08-30
Posts: 2307
hampeh boto lalaughing

Posted on 2005-10-20 15:07:48

abb

Joined: 2005-07-21
Posts: 1552
hari kat umah ler...tuh yg penin mikir tuh..heeii..

minggu ni aku buko kat luor ler..

fri-->de palma, shah alam.
sat-->hotel uitm, shah alam lagi..
sun-->kelab golf s'gor, lagi2 shah alam..tongue

client blanjo.den tak kuar duit satu sen pon..hahahahahahaa.!

Posted on 2005-10-20 15:04:24

lim90

Joined: 2005-08-30
Posts: 2307
abb ko berbuka buffet kat hotel mane hari ni?

belanja aku.

big grin

Posted on 2005-10-20 14:56:02

abb

Joined: 2005-07-21
Posts: 1552
ado ni hah..!!

tengah mikir nak bebuko apo hari ni..

slalu buko buffet je..x yah susah2 nak mikir..tongue

Posted on 2005-10-20 14:52:42

lim90

Joined: 2005-08-30
Posts: 2307
senyap je abb ape ke dah beku ke depan PC tu?

Posted on 2005-10-20 14:50:30

lim90

Joined: 2005-08-30
Posts: 2307
bos aku tengah frust menonggeng kalah terok smalam,paih kena kutuk dgn killer0202..

takde le boss tengah melantak nasi sejok mlm tadi dgn laok ikan kembong percik dan sayor pucuk paku goreng tak panaskan dah sejok tu dia diam tu..hehehe

Posted on 2005-10-20 14:43:30

abb

Joined: 2005-07-21
Posts: 1552
arhhhh..arhhhhhh..arrrhhh..takdo kojo len ko..!!!

limm..mano poi boss ko..??

membuto ke melantak..??

Posted on 2005-10-20 14:40:08

lim90

Joined: 2005-08-30
Posts: 2307
paih tu aku sergah totochan "ckp lah betol betol"

totochan jawab "ahya lim jgn malah wa wa sulah kalah manyak"

aku teros hang up.hehetongue

Posted on 2005-10-20 14:39:15

lim90

Joined: 2005-08-30
Posts: 2307
totochan siap merengek lagi dlm fon aahhh...lim wa mau numbo wa mau cakap maluuuu..aahhrrhh..wa sulah aarrgghhr..

Posted on 2005-10-20 14:36:58

abb

Joined: 2005-07-21
Posts: 1552
org tua atas tu menari mcm tu sbb kena nbr...laughing

Posted on 2005-10-20 14:35:23

abb

Joined: 2005-07-21
Posts: 1552
tapi kan limm...kat sesetengah kws kata suara totochan.

mcm mawi jaworlddd...keh!keh!keh...!!laughing

Posted on 2005-10-20 14:34:09

lim90

Joined: 2005-08-30
Posts: 2307
abb kalo iye pon menari tu biar ikut irama..tengok gambar ko kat atas tu irama lari la beb.

Posted on 2005-10-20 14:33:47

abb

Joined: 2005-07-21
Posts: 1552
bukan mcm mcm ada....aparah..!!

sussah sussahhh..aja..hahahahahahahaaa..!!!!!!!big grin

Posted on 2005-10-20 14:32:17

abb

Joined: 2005-07-21
Posts: 1552
lim...dia memang mcm tu..

baru dengo suara..jer.

kalo ko pegang anunya..mau terpan...tutt..tuttt...laughing crying

Posted on 2005-10-20 14:30:52

lim90

Joined: 2005-08-30
Posts: 2307
totochan punye suara mcm felix AF2..mcm mcm ada

Posted on 2005-10-20 14:30:00

abb

Joined: 2005-07-21
Posts: 1552
apsal ada bau kari nih.....!!!

ooooooooooohhh..lupa plak..ada org tak posa..hahaha..!!

baru lepas makan ....laughing laughing

Posted on 2005-10-20 14:29:18

lim90

Joined: 2005-08-30
Posts: 2307
apsal ko naik syahwat smigoldlll?pongahhhhhhh

Posted on 2005-10-20 14:26:01

lim90

Joined: 2005-08-30
Posts: 2307
anak mengkarong le ko abbcrying

smigoldd semalam kena

smigold smalam kena tapi die ckp jgn bagi tahu sesiapa


kuang kuang kuanglaughing

Posted on 2005-10-20 14:20:53

smigolll

Joined: 2005-10-12
Posts: 1640
naik syahwat aku dengaq suara lim semalam, ish... ghairah aku. ahahaakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkzzzzzzz

Posted on 2005-10-20 14:05:09

abb

Joined: 2005-07-21
Posts: 1552
mangolll..

sudah kena nbr..kasi post lah kat sini..

big grin

Posted on 2005-10-20 14:04:39

smigolll

Joined: 2005-10-12
Posts: 1640
aku pagi tadi pi semboq ubat nyamok denggi kat kampong2........ nii baru aku balik mai.
bila masa aku kena no.??? sapa dok buat cerita???

Posted on 2005-10-20 14:04:16

totochan

Joined: 2005-02-23
Posts: 1542
mana silim ni mesti kat dapur sedang gorenng ikan... bahaya dia ni..senyap2 dah kenyangg... opp datang bulannn love struck

Posted on 2005-10-20 14:02:49

totochan

Joined: 2005-02-23
Posts: 1542
woi siamangol kau kena nombor senyap jer.. kalau tidak asik minta nombor jer.....big grin

Posted on 2005-10-20 14:01:31

totochan

Joined: 2005-02-23
Posts: 1542
kau ni bagi pening orang lah... teka teki apa ni.. kau tanya lim lah.. hahah

Posted on 2005-10-20 13:55:06

smigolll

Joined: 2005-10-12
Posts: 1640
kah kah kah....
HG NI ABB, dok buat lawak laaaaaaaaa.
mana pi si lim & si toto ni???

Posted on 2005-10-20 13:50:23

abb

Joined: 2005-07-21
Posts: 1552
TEKA AYAM


lim90 : "Apa yang engkau bawa tu?"

totochan : "Ayam... Cuba teka.. berapa jumlahnya? Kalu tekaanmu tepat..
kesemua dua ekor ayam yang aku baw a ini akan aku kasi pada mu!"

lim90 : "Emmmm.. tiga kot..?"

big grin tongue

Posted on 2005-10-20 13:44:05


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