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income tax returns part 2
Income Tax again
Just to lessen your anguish of not getting last year's tax refund and time again for this year's tax returns, here's an anecdote from accounting man Radha K Vengadasalam:
At the end of the tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books at a synagogue.
While he was checking the books, he turned to the rabbi and said: "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?"
"Good question," said the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles."
"Oh, do you now," replied the auditor a little disappointed that his unusual question had been met with such a practical answer. But on he went in his obnoxious way.
"What about all the matzo you have purchased," he asked. "What do you do with all the crumbs?"
"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realising that the auditor was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question.
"We collect them, send them back to the bakery and every now and then they send us a free box of matzo balls."
"Hmmm..." replied the auditor, beginning to realise that the Rabbi was more than a match for him.
"Well then rabbi," he continued, determined to catch him out, "what do you do with all the left over foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
"Here too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi without a blink. "We save them and send them to the tax office. And about once a year they send us a complete prick." 投稿于 2006-03-27 19:41:12 |
