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jackdaniel

Joined: 2007-01-18
Posts: 1570
tokey magnum akan berubah jantina

ppengumuman,dgn bangga dan egonya,saya jack mewakili tuan yoyo dgn ini akan mengumumkan bahawa jantina tokey magnum akan di ubah menjadi jantina @@#@big grin pembedahan akan diadakan di sepital sultanah aminah,johor.pembedahan akan dijalankan pada pukul 7.00 mlm ni(kira lps buka ler tuewink )doktor2 yg akan membelasah anu tokey ialah:
yoyo johor=ketua bedah
bapakkau=tukang kaki
rempit4d=tukang asah parang
matgombak=tukang jahit
jackdaniel=tukang gelak,tukang tgklaughing
dgn itu pihak kami berharap agar tuan2 semua memberikan sedikit sumbangan kpd tabung "TOKEY MAGNUM HILANG #@$#$"
big grin

Posted on 2007-10-08 10:59:51



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abangmepal

Joined: 2007-10-08
Posts: 4
saya abangmepal tukang ajar tokey magnum
cara cara bagaimana pakai tamponlaughing

Posted on 2007-10-08 17:11:33

lollypop

Joined: 2006-08-28
Posts: 921
Nie tokey magnum...saya nak tanya skit...bagi 1/2 sebab pasai apa tokey nak tukar jantina.....???? Heran lah saya ni...tiba2 aje nak tukar jantina......nama baru tokey apa dia???

Abang yoyo...kalau ada....no yang best2 tu...hulur2la sama kat saya.......raya nak dekat....nak beli cawat pun takde duit...minta advance kena rejek ngan accts dept atas alasan kita masih hutang company banyak lagi.........tolong saya bantu saya......big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin

Posted on 2007-10-08 17:08:42

bapakkau

Joined: 2007-02-14
Posts: 4651
confused Err..yo..kao kenal ker ngan nur aniza tu..?

Posted on 2007-10-08 15:26:29

abeuje

Joined: 2007-09-03
Posts: 1737
Nur aniza mana pernah beli.
Saya le tukang belinya
Kira tumpang semangkuk je le

Posted on 2007-10-08 14:52:13

yoyo_johor

Joined: 2007-01-22
Posts: 2464
ptg esok belum boleh konfirm lagi.. biasanya hari draw pukul 4.00 baru boleh konfirm.. nur aniza punya pasal sy sms lah ptg esok.. hehehehe..

Posted on 2007-10-08 14:41:59

abeuje

Joined: 2007-09-03
Posts: 1737
Bro YoYo,

Petang esok lepas t/hari takleh sms ke? Pleaseeeeee!!!
Wa rabu pagi dah bertolak balik kpg waaaaaaaaa!!!!!

P/s; Nur aniza dah balik kpg la. Tolong mak dia buat kuih kot.

Posted on 2007-10-08 14:26:34

yoyo_johor

Joined: 2007-01-22
Posts: 2464
wokehhh, mlm ni mcm biasa.. sampai muntah2 kita hentam rabu ni.. skrg ni tgh adjust skit lagi nak kasi kedudukan dia betul mana tahu makan straight lagi rabu ni.. hehe.. jgn dia yg mkn kita sudah..

Posted on 2007-10-08 14:19:42

addy80

Joined: 2005-11-16
Posts: 1345
wokey wak yoyo mlm ni waktu2 biasa la yer... ko bling aku ok.. nyong arek turu...

Posted on 2007-10-08 14:17:23

yoyo_johor

Joined: 2007-01-22
Posts: 2464
takpe nanti sy sms ptg rabu ni.. kirim salam kt nur aniza sekali.. hehehe..

Posted on 2007-10-08 14:17:05

abeuje

Joined: 2007-09-03
Posts: 1737
Diulangi lagi sekali... bro YoYo please sms la.
YM tak pernah guna la. Tak reti

Posted on 2007-10-08 14:16:41

abeuje

Joined: 2007-09-03
Posts: 1737
Bro YoYo,
Tak kesian kat saya ke? Saya pon nak raya gak.
Nak balun ari rabu? Isk..Isk..Isk... dah balik kpg la.

Kat sanun takde tpt nak beli. Paling dekat cam KL gi Seremban. Kalau ada baik, sms esok la sempat lg nak tibai sblm balik beraya

Posted on 2007-10-08 14:15:17

yoyo_johor

Joined: 2007-01-22
Posts: 2464
syhhhh..... mlm ni bincang dlm ym.. hehe..

Posted on 2007-10-08 14:13:34

addy80

Joined: 2005-11-16
Posts: 1345
big grin wow ana setuju... kalau kena ni aku nak canang kat semua org ni bro baru la segak sikit...tapi kalau cons...akushhh... malu nak cerita

Posted on 2007-10-08 14:10:03

yoyo_johor

Joined: 2007-01-22
Posts: 2464
syhhhh... hari rabu ni spend rm50 sorang kita bedal satu nombor mbox kat mg6... mintak2lah dia naik kt podium asyik naik starter aje.. kalau naik 1st rm2500 x rm50 / 12 = rm10,416.. duit raya tu... syyhhhh...

Posted on 2007-10-08 14:05:43

addy80

Joined: 2005-11-16
Posts: 1345
laughing bukan pasal testkad la... ni pasal jenis ayam telur sebijik

Posted on 2007-10-08 14:00:57

bapakkau

Joined: 2007-02-14
Posts: 4651
shock Ooo..kisah test card ler nie..winkTakan kalah satu draw udah merajuk lak addy ooi..Biase ler adat permainan katekan,menang lawannyer kalah,masuk lawannyer kuar,naik lawannyer jatuh...Errr...thinkingkalu hati.. love struck love struck lawannyer aper lak???big grin

Posted on 2007-10-08 13:56:00

calender

Joined: 2007-01-31
Posts: 3213
up tp dia ler bapakkau ini kes terpencil..yg tu hahahaha
jauh sekali tekaan...


pesanan utk addy80=jgn lupa tambah ketebalan test kad tu..

muahkakkahkahakahakha...jgn mare..

Posted on 2007-10-08 13:48:37

bapakkau

Joined: 2007-02-14
Posts: 4651
big grin takpe la siainol tu leh ler mkn kongsi2 sepinggan ngan siAsmida tu..love struck Errr..mgape si calender kate bwk balik jantung yg panas ke semenanjung??confused muskil lak teman nie..emm..pasal nos ker?? Haaa...atau ...love struck ..Baik komer cakap ape dah jadi..kang teman lempor kang ngan murtabak bior komer tercekik2..kedian kenyang ulor jadinye..

Posted on 2007-10-08 13:45:12

addy80

Joined: 2005-11-16
Posts: 1345
ik ko lauk aku yer ni yg tak boleh ni... ko jgn khamis nanti ada telur yg kena picit ni.... aku blah dulu nak usar2 daging kuda la... belum pernah rasa.....aku dah info ainol... dia dtg dgn dompet kosong katanyabig grin

Posted on 2007-10-08 13:38:10

calender

Joined: 2007-01-31
Posts: 3213
uik bapakkau nie kes nos lah....

hehehehehhe,,

biarlah dia bawa jantung yg dah panas tu balik semenjung..

uikkkkkkkkkkk

Posted on 2007-10-08 13:37:25

bapakkau

Joined: 2007-02-14
Posts: 4651
blushing no jalan and no road?? Errr..teman rase ler cinta udah berputik tuu..love struck Emmm...beruntung sesangat komer nie yer.. alahai tidur lena bermimpikan istana kayangan berdua2an..love struck cam citer p.ramlee tu..ape tajuknyer..hujan panas..ker??big grin

Posted on 2007-10-08 13:33:12

calender

Joined: 2007-01-31
Posts: 3213
not talking

Posted on 2007-10-08 13:32:45

addy80

Joined: 2005-11-16
Posts: 1345
shame on you hehehehe no road la bapakkau... jn sesekali bergetar2 bahaya tu... bior le dia... tongue

Posted on 2007-10-08 13:28:15

bapakkau

Joined: 2007-02-14
Posts: 4651
wink uwik..addy..sicalender cari komer tu..love struck adusssss..teman pon bergetar2 gak ulam jantung nie..wink Errr..komer idak rase ker..bergetar atau udah putus urat jantung komer tu bergetar laju bebenor..tongue he..he.helaughing

Posted on 2007-10-08 13:23:03

addy80

Joined: 2005-11-16
Posts: 1345
jack dah lari dah... tak sangup la tu nak kena lauk... jgn marah jack hari baik bulan baik ni.... raya datang rumah..big grin

Posted on 2007-10-08 13:18:43

bapakkau

Joined: 2007-02-14
Posts: 4651
winkaisayman..jack mcm maner nok jawab nie...big grin

Posted on 2007-10-08 13:14:31

addy80

Joined: 2005-11-16
Posts: 1345
tu la alkisahnya teman call c jack tu semlam.. lepas teman dpt sms dia.... udah tak berangkat...big grin siap ada pesan jgn call bahaya....big grin aku saspek jack tengah belasah nasi bryani kot time tu.. jgan marah jack

Posted on 2007-10-08 13:09:33

bapakkau

Joined: 2007-02-14
Posts: 4651
blushing aik mgape komer cakap cam tu lak..addy?winkmgape tak leh call siang2? big grin

Posted on 2007-10-08 12:58:54

addy80

Joined: 2005-11-16
Posts: 1345
hahahha jack memang aku taknak call... dah la call time siang2 hari pun tak boleh... ada ke patut...

Posted on 2007-10-08 12:54:56

addy80

Joined: 2005-11-16
Posts: 1345
alamek kalau musim hujan basah la aku mcm ni... adoi dah la bwk motok kapcai jer datang.... masalah negara betul la...
jack rabu ni jgn lupa nombor baik punya... kalau takda aku nak jelentik tolor ekau nanti..........

Posted on 2007-10-08 12:52:08

bapakkau

Joined: 2007-02-14
Posts: 4651
kalu jadi cam citer lost tu..call jer kwn2..okwink nok harapkan phone jack..alamat kering tinggal rangka jer la kao addy.. blushing Emmm..maner siainol nie...thinking jari atau tangannyer bocor gak ker main mercun sorang2 mlm tadi..big grin

Posted on 2007-10-08 12:51:36

addy80

Joined: 2005-11-16
Posts: 1345
big grin heheheheh... aku khamis dtg dari balakong jam 5.30 petang campur2 sesat sikit pukul 7 tu aku sampai la.... tunggu aku yer

Posted on 2007-10-08 12:47:43

bapakkau

Joined: 2007-02-14
Posts: 4651
big grin andy komer dengor tau...jack kate memang bawak payong tu..skrng kan musim ujan kat K.L nie..laughing

Posted on 2007-10-08 12:47:31

jackdaniel

Joined: 2007-01-18
Posts: 1570
mmng den nak payung.hujan nati den bawak payung ler.big grin

Posted on 2007-10-08 12:45:16

bapakkau

Joined: 2007-02-14
Posts: 4651
confused tul ker..jack ooi komer nok payung semua nie..wink kang balik kampong duduk atas bunbung bas atau tompang ambulance jer percumer..he..he..hebig grin

Posted on 2007-10-08 12:39:09

addy80

Joined: 2005-11-16
Posts: 1345
hehehhehe.... bawak jack jgn tak bawak... bapakkau usar2kan 1 pc tu untuk aku... tengok jack dah kompom nak payung makan kaw2 sikit nanti bapakkaubig grin

Posted on 2007-10-08 12:34:21

bapakkau

Joined: 2007-02-14
Posts: 4651
big grin ooi.. jack kan ainol nok payung siasmida tu..ye tak??siap nok riba lagi tuu...blushing Alahai machonyer siainol tu..he..he..he

Posted on 2007-10-08 12:33:03

jackdaniel

Joined: 2007-01-18
Posts: 1570
kompom kat dorai kul 7.nanti aku ajak asmida sekali.si ainol tu x sabar nak jumpalaughing

Posted on 2007-10-08 12:30:49

bapakkau

Joined: 2007-02-14
Posts: 4651
shock kena kentut ???oh! kan senang pakai jer pc 1942 zaman jepun kat opis teman nie balambak ler..bangzaiiii..laughing

Posted on 2007-10-08 12:28:25

bapakkau

Joined: 2007-02-14
Posts: 4651
laughing tul ker jack nak payung nie?? Ehh jom kiter sumer meliwat sekali tokey magnum nok tak??wink..Ehhh..meliwat lak..Melawat atau menziarah ler..he..he..he big grin

Posted on 2007-10-08 12:26:40

addy80

Joined: 2005-11-16
Posts: 1345
pukul 7 yer boleh2 nanti la aku call dia... ainol tak dpt online tu pc dia dah kena ketut dengan martul hahahahah....

Posted on 2007-10-08 12:26:12

addy80

Joined: 2005-11-16
Posts: 1345
compom dah yer... ok set... rabu jack kata nak payung sbb sabtu tu payung kembang abis hahahhahah.....big grin

Posted on 2007-10-08 12:24:21

bapakkau

Joined: 2007-02-14
Posts: 4651
wink Aik siaddy80 pon ader gak ker..? Err komer tlg kasi cal ngan ainol yer..dier paham kalu sebut doraisamy jam 7.00pm ader kat saner ok..big grin

Posted on 2007-10-08 12:23:13

bapakkau

Joined: 2007-02-14
Posts: 4651
big grin confirm ler kat Doraisamy..ader byk menu..nasicampur,goreng2,anika sup ekor,lidah,torpedo,dan sup anu tokey magnum pon ader gak from jb with love..ha..ha..halaughing

Posted on 2007-10-08 12:20:46

addy80

Joined: 2005-11-16
Posts: 1345
weh bapakkau baru nak muncul dari basement ker apa... ik tak sabor ke jack... suruh bapakkau percepatkan majlis tu.... dari majlis berbuka tukar jadi majlis bersahur pulak

Posted on 2007-10-08 12:19:46

jackdaniel

Joined: 2007-01-18
Posts: 1570
bapaknya,jd ke idok khamis ni?teman ni x sabor rasa nak buka pose sama2 ni.

Posted on 2007-10-08 12:17:10

bapakkau

Joined: 2007-02-14
Posts: 4651
big grin salamsss jack,andy80,matgombak,bro yoyo dan idak lupe kpd pasakit wad no 1552 tokey magnum... ape kabor semuanyer..Errkkk...oppss ..allhamdulillah ..blushing

Posted on 2007-10-08 12:01:34

addy80

Joined: 2005-11-16
Posts: 1345
hahhaha nanti la aku sampaikan pesanan ko tu kat bapakkau.. tu pun kalau nombor yg anda dail dapat di hubungi...

Posted on 2007-10-08 11:41:48

jackdaniel

Joined: 2007-01-18
Posts: 1570
ooo,ye ker.xper nanti komer suh dia kolaku ler.aku kol dia x dpat ler.
mai ler join tuan yoyo.big grin

Posted on 2007-10-08 11:38:30

yoyo_johor

Joined: 2007-01-22
Posts: 2464
bestnyer ada mkn2 kt sana... takpelah sy jemput tokey_magnum ajelah mkn2 kt sini.. hehe.. kesian tokey raya tahun ni pakai kain..

Posted on 2007-10-08 11:36:03

addy80

Joined: 2005-11-16
Posts: 1345
mlm2 ada la dia... siang2 ni biasa la p tapau...dia bz katanya bayak sangat duit nak di kira tu... jadi katanyanya tempat dia ada dia cakap tapi aku pun tak pasti... weh rabu mlm pun boleh nak jumpa... wkakakakaka

Posted on 2007-10-08 11:34:13

jackdaniel

Joined: 2007-01-18
Posts: 1570
addy,ko ada nampak bapakkau x?mana dia pegi ni.perjumpaan dah nak dekat.dia x muncul2 lg.nak seting tempat kat mana.thinking

Posted on 2007-10-08 11:31:43

jackdaniel

Joined: 2007-01-18
Posts: 1570
laughing laughing speSIAL draw ada hari isnin
laughing laughing

Posted on 2007-10-08 11:30:01

yoyo_johor

Joined: 2007-01-22
Posts: 2464
pukul 7 mlm ni nanti kita tgk live draw special punya... hehehe.. bukan lambung bola lagi live draw mlm ni tapi kerat mengerat nanti.. hehehe

Posted on 2007-10-08 11:26:57

jackdaniel

Joined: 2007-01-18
Posts: 1570
tokey.isnis sampey ahad hari teman ler.komer punya hari mana ader.kalo ader pun teman rasa komer curi tu...hehehedah ready pkl 7 ni?nak tgk live draw plak..

Posted on 2007-10-08 11:25:23

jackdaniel

Joined: 2007-01-18
Posts: 1570
tuan yoyo.jack raso mau bernanah tu kalo x buat copat.maklum ler dah lamo sgt menggelegak.hehehee
semalam masuk wad ker pa?
betul ler 3354 3d.tp xper,hari sabtu dah kenyang giler.1552 toto,thanks asmida.big grin

Posted on 2007-10-08 11:23:31

tokey_magnum

Joined: 2007-04-12
Posts: 2875
hehehehhe sorak la kowang hehehehhe x per aku rela kena bedah tapi ingat hari kahamis jam 10.00 pagi waktu malaysia selatan aku akan post tiket toto yg kena hihihihihiiih tepat buakn lagi 3d tapi 4d hihihihihi baru kowang tahu hiihihihihi aku masih sedih nie nak raya duit x der uwaaaaaaa....bukan tuh jer mlm nie nak kena bedah lagi uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Posted on 2007-10-08 11:22:51

addy80

Joined: 2005-11-16
Posts: 1345
weh tokey takper tu mintak la doctor potong sikit jer... takda la teruk sangat hilangnya big grin

Posted on 2007-10-08 11:22:08

matgombak

Joined: 2007-06-17
Posts: 1988
tukang jahit yang kena teliti nie..aku nak buat lobang dia fit sket baru ada rase..batting eyelashes

Posted on 2007-10-08 11:20:36

yoyo_johor

Joined: 2007-01-22
Posts: 2464
igtkan tokey_magnum dh dkt wad rupa-rupanya kt luar lagi.. mlm ni nak buat pembedahan jantina sepatutnya kena duduk dlm wad sekurang2nya 18 jam sebelum pembedahan.. hehehe..

Posted on 2007-10-08 11:18:12

tokey_magnum

Joined: 2007-04-12
Posts: 2875
uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Posted on 2007-10-08 11:10:22

addy80

Joined: 2005-11-16
Posts: 1345
shock shock shock jack mcm mana bisnes potai kau ada untung ke 2 hari ni.....

Posted on 2007-10-08 11:08:42


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